Ole Miss Joke Page

This is my Ole Miss jokes section. If you have any jokes, send them to buldog2215@hotmail.com.

Two men are driving down a winding mountain road when suddenly they hit a puddle of water and their car goes out of control and over a cliff. When they wake up they are standing in front of an elevator that has a sign on it which reads "Elevator of Eternity". When they get inside, they see two buttons, one for up and on for down. They push the up button and the elevator starts to move upward. When it stops, the doors open and the men see an angel with a book and behind her the gates of heaven glisten. The men ask the angel if their names are in the book. The angel thumbs through the pages and finally tells them no. So the men get back on the elevator and push the down button. When it finally comes to a stop the doors open and it is a frozen wasteland. One of the men turns to the other and says "Well I guess Ole Miss won the SEC Championship".


What does an Ole Miss graduate say to a Mississippi State graduate? Would you like a hot apple pie with that?


Two Ole Miss Students were going to Starkville to beat up a guy named Clarence because he had stolen one of their girlfriends. The two guys come to a bridge that has a big sign on it which reads "Clearance 8 feet 10 inches". When they saw this the turned around and floored it all the way back to Oxford.


A MSU student was driving a pick-up truck with two Ole Miss students in the back. The truck suddenly skids out of control and into a lake. The MSU student breaks the window and swims to the surface. About twenty minutes later, the two Ole Miss students come to the surface. The MSU student says "What have you been doing?" The one of the Ole Miss guys says "Well we had some trouble getting the tail gate open".


What do you get when you put 32 Ole Miss students in one room? A full set of teeth!
A Ole Miss graduate was in a waiting room at a hospital, waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor came out and informed the man that he could come see his wife and his new twins. The man walked in the room and five minutes later came running out screaming that he was gonna kill somebody. The doctor walked in the room and asked the women what all the fuss was about. The women said he was going to find and kill the father of the other kid.

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